Buddha said, “Respeck aa leevin breets”
An sae I dae ... wee collies, spurgies, troots
Bit fin a forkie treetles up ma queats
I'm nae sae keen on Natur's crawly geets.
I'll pooshunt ... ding its barns oot wi ma buits
I luv aa beasts ... bar ane. It gars me cowk
The gollach wi its horns upon its dowp.